Adventures with the On-screen TV Guide
The description for an episode of one of these new “Swamp” shows mentioned “cannibal alligators”. I read this, squinted my eyes and hit “enter”. Sho’ ‘nuf the bump before the next commercial was about alligators eating people, not other alligators.
So, just “regular alligators” then.
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Also, why is “Bigfoot: The Definitive Guide” over an hour? How long does it take to say “HORSEPUCKY! GO TO BED NOW!”
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You know those guys in Celtic Thunder are lip-synching, right? Also, they’re totally NOT like the Thunder from Down Under, fyi.
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Michael Cera, everywhere. Fuck you Michael Cera, fuck you.
